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of mad horses over my frail recollection. He examined the eye on the saucer, which now sprouted tiny cilia and hummed a Gregorian chant. A textbook case of ocular insurrection, he muttered, adjusting his monocle, which contained a live goldfish. The eye, sensing accusation, blinked once and recited a line from Don Quixote in perfect ancient Castilian. The family convened in the Parlor of Unanswerable Questions, a room wallpapered with love letters, styled after those of the writer Gabriel García Márquez, never sent and smelling of burnt thyme. Mother Seraphina, a woman composed of equal parts stained glass and vapor, argued that Mortimer’s eye should be pickled in regret and displayed beside Grandmother Ophelia’s jar of preserved sighs. Father Aloysius, a retired cartographer who now mapped the contours of his own paranoia, insisted the eye be mailed to the Vatican with a note reading See attached heresy . The twins, Castor and Pollux —conjoined at the index finger and perpetually at conflict over whether time was a rhombus or a trapezoid— proposed using the eye as a marble in their ongoing game of existential skittles. Only Cousin Lenore, a girl of thirteen who communicated exclusively through origami cicadas, understood the gravity of the situation. She folded a crane from a page of Paradise Lost and launched it toward the chandelier, where it burst into flames, spelling out in smoke: The eye sees what the mind denies. Mortimer, now sporting a patch stitched from a rejected opera libretto, leaned back in his chair. You misunderstand, he said, his voice a wheeze of accordion bellows. I didn’t remove the eye to silence it. I removed it to make it watch. He gestured to the saucer, where the eye had grown legs and was attempting to crawl toward the salt cellar. Now it sees the horror it refused to acknowledge. The horror of being perceived. The horror, as it turned out, was this: The Voss family’s ancestral home stood atop a wrinkle in time, a place where history bled into the present like ink into linen. Grandmother Ophelia had spent her life stitching the fraying edges of reality with thread spun from her own dreams, but Mortimer’s act had torn the fabric anew. Now, the walls oozed memories. The grandfather clock gave birth to minuets. The pantry stockpiled revolutions. Ignatius, ever the pragmatist, drew his service revolver —a weapon that fired sonnets— and aimed it at the eye. In the name of the Absurd and the Beautiful, I charge you with treason against the narrative! The eye, now the size of a grapefruit and sporting a handlebar mustache, hissed and recited Article 3 of the Surrealist Manifesto. A duel ensued. Meanwhile, in the garden, the topiary hedge —trimmed into the shape of Sigmund Freud— whispered to the hydrangeas about Mortimer’s childhood trauma. The roses, which bloomed in hexagons, argued that trauma was merely a metaphor in search of a wound. By nightfall, the eye had escaped through a keyhole, leaving behind a trail of liquid paradox that crystallized into miniature replicas of the Tower of Babel. Ignatius declared a state of metaphysical emergency. Seraphina began composing a symphony for theremin and weeping viola. Castor and Pollux dissolved into a fistfight over whether the plural of apocalypse was apocalypses or apocalypi. And Mortimer? He smiled, his remaining eye reflecting the fractured light of the chandelier. At last, he sighed, I see what I could not bear to see. 

The Voss manor stood crooked on a hill that leaned westward, as though the weight of its secrets had warped the very earth beneath it. Its walls, papered in faded maps of nonexistent continents, hummed with the static of unresolved arguments. Inside, the air smelled of burnt lavender and the metallic tang of paradoxes left to rust. The family had gathered in the Hall of Unanswered Questions, a room where the chandelier dripped wax tears onto a carpet woven from the hair of gone philosophers. At the center of it all sat Mortimer Voss, his left eye socket sutured shut with sheet music from Wagner’s Tristan und Isolde, his remaining eye—a jaundiced marble floating in a broth of burst capillaries—fixed on the monstrosity looming before them: a nine-foot-tall mirror framed by the ribs of a whale that had, according to family lore, swallowed a meteorite in 1723. 

The mirror did not reflect. Not exactly. Instead, it regurgitated. 

Mortimer’s twin sister, Calíope, had knitted the mirror’s drapery from her own split ends, her fingers moving in time to the arrhythmic ticking of the grandfather clock, which birthed minuets like stillborn calves. The clock, like the Voss lineage, was a relic of contradictions: its pendulum swung in Fibonacci spirals, and its face bore no numbers, only the smudged fingerprints of ancestors who had tried, and failed, to wind it backward. Today, the mirror had coughed up something new—a creature stitched from mismatched reflections, a patchwork of eyes, elbows, and existential dread. It stood in the parlor, dripping liquid silence onto the floorboards, while the family debated its provenance. 

Father Aloysius, a cartographer who now charted only the borders of his migraines, insisted the creature was a byproduct of Mortimer’s insurrection ocular. He jabbed a trembling finger at the thing’s chest, where a locket hung containing a miniature of their great-grandmother Eustacia, who had spontaneously combusted during a séance. This is no mere reflection, he rasped. This is a cartographic error in the atlas of the soul! Mother Seraphina, whose body shifted between states of stained glass and steam depending on her mood, countered by lobbing a teacup at the mirror. The cup passed through the glass and returned as a moth with Euclid’s axioms etched into its wings. Nonsense, she hissed. It’s a metaphor in search of a wound! 

The twins, Castor and Pollux—conjoined at the index finger and perpetually debating whether time was a rhombus or a trapezoid—offered to dissect the creature using a spoon bent by existential doubt. Their proposal was vetoed by Uncle Ignacio, an inspector with the Bureau of Surreal Crimes, who arrived wearing a trench coat lined with moth wings and a hat that wept expired ink. He circled the creature, prodding it with a revolver that fired tercets from Dante’s Inferno. This, he declared, is a case of recursive identity theft. The mirror hasn’t reflected—it’s plagiarized. 

The creature, meanwhile, had begun to molt. Its skin sloughed off in sheets of sonnets by Pessoa, revealing a skeleton of fused cutlery. Its left femur was a soup spoon engraved with the Ten Commandments; its ribcage, a nest of butter knives chanting Gregorian hymns. When it spoke, its voice was the sound of a vinyl record played backward through a seashell. I am not Frankenstein, it intoned. I am the echo of his echo. The specular image of a question no one thought to ask. 

Grandmother Ophelia, preserved in a jar of her own sighs beside the fireplace, rattled her glass prison. You’re all fools, she bubbled. The mirror didn’t create it—Mortimer did. He tore out his eye to avoid seeing himself, and now the void has grown teeth! Her words pooled on the floor, crystallizing into tiny replicas of the Tower of Babel. 

Mortimer, slumped in a wingback chair upholstered with rejected operas, laughed—a sound like a accordion being eliminated. You misunderstand, he wheezed. I didn’t remove my eye to escape the reflection. I removed it to make the reflection see. He gestured to the creature, which was now using a fish fork to scratch existential equations into the wallpaper. It’s not me. It’s the accumulated gaze of every ancestor who ever judged a spoon immoral. 

Aunt Calliope, who communicated solely through origami spiders, folded a note from a page of Paradise Lost and launched it into the chandelier. The paper burst into flames, spelling out in smoke: The eye sees what the mind vomits. 

The debate disintegrated into chaos. Castor and Pollux dissolved into a fistfight over the plural of apocalypse. Seraphina began composing a symphony for theremin and weeping viola. Ignacio declared a state of metaphysical emergency and fired a sonnet into the ceiling, which rained down haikus about existential dread. Through it all, the creature wandered the manor, picking up objects and absorbing their histories: a hairbrush that had combed the beards of gone kings, a taxidermied owl that whispered conspiracy theories in Aramaic. With each absorption, it grew more coherent, more real. 

By dusk, it had reached the attic, where Grandfather Eustace’s portrait hung—a man who had burst into flames mid-debate and now existed as a smudge of ash in the shape of a scream. The creature pressed its fork-hand to the canvas. Eustace’s ash shuddered, then reconstituted into a sentence: Identity is a body stitched from borrowed pronouns. 

The words ignited, spreading fire across the attic. The flames, however, did not burn—they unwound, unraveling the wallpaper’s maps into primordial chaos. The Voss family, momentarily united by panic, formed a bucket brigade, passing jars of grandmother’s sighs, vials of moth dust, and a single expired coupon for salvation. The creature watched, its cutlery bones clinking in what might have been laughter. 

As the last map dissolved, the mirror cracked, spewing forth a tidal wave of paradoxes that flooded the halls. The grandfather clock choked on a final minuet. The chandelier’s tears hardened into amber containing fossilized sonnets. And Mortimer, his remaining eye reflecting the fractal flames, whispered: Now it sees. Now it knows. The horror isn’t being observed—it’s being observed by yourself. 

The creature, now fully formed—a collage of every Voss’s unlived lives—stepped into the mirror, shattering it. In its wake, the family found themselves staring at their reflections for the first time in decades. But their images were wrong. Seraphina’s glass body showed cracks she couldn’t feel. Aloysius’s face was a map of a country that didn’t exist. Castor and Pollux, still conjoined, now shared a third eye that blinked in iambic pentameter. 

Ignacio holstered his revolver. Case closed, he muttered. The specular image was constructed from the debris of discourse never received. He adjusted his monocle, inside which a goldfish scribbled poststructuralist critiques on the glass with its tail. 

In the garden, the topiary Freud whispered to the dahlias: Trauma is just a metaphor with a tenure. The roses, blooming in non-Euclidean geometries, disagreed. 

And Mortimer? He smiled, his sutured eye leaking a melody only the moths could hear. The creature was gone, but the question remained, echoing in the hollows of the house: If identity is borrowed, who pays the overdue fines? 

Shakespeare: The Game of Paradoxes

The ancestral manor of the Paradoxes stood at the edge of a town that cartographers refused to acknowledge, its walls lined with portraits of ancestors who blinked in Morse code. Inspector Yorick—a man with a typewriter for a heart and a monocle that refracted time—had arrived to investigate the disappearance of the family’s most prized heirloom: a quill that wrote tragedies in crimson liquid and comedies in rainwater. The quill, rumored to have been dipped in the inkwell of William Shakespeare’s ghost, had vanished during a dinner debate over whether Hamlet was a comedy poorly disguised as a tragedy or a tax evasion scheme.

The Paradox clan convened in the parlor, a room where the grandfather clock swallowed minutes and spat out sonnets. At the head of the table sat Patriarch Polonius Paradox, a man who communicated exclusively through riddles stolen from Macbeth and wore a wig made of dried laurel leaves. To his right was Matriarch Ophelia Paradox, who had drowned herself in a bathtub of metaphor three times that week alone, each resurrection leaving her more convinced that life was a poorly rehearsed soliloquy. Their children—the twins Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Paradox—were conjoined at the ego, sharing a single pair of shoes and a habit of finishing each other’s lies.

But the true chaos brewed in the presence of Uncle Don Quixote Paradox, a man who insisted windmills were Shakespearean critics in disguise, and Aunt Cassandra Kafka-Paradox, who predicted tragedies in reverse chronological order. The grandparents, natural and in-law, hovered like chandeliers made of bone: Grandfather Lear Paradox, who divided his kingdom into thirds every Tuesday, and Grandmother Lady Macbeth-Paradox, who scrubbed invisible crimson from the wallpaper using a toothbrush dipped in existential guilt.